MarriagedĀ 

Nide Z Stannard

 
Hersband: What are you–a child?


Wife: Yes, I’m 12


Hersband: Well get out of this house ’cause  I’m attracted to you Jesus fuck!

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God I love her dirty jokesĀ 

  Nide Z Stannard 

Hersband: You wanna hear a dirty joke? 

Wife: Go for it!

 
Hersband: A pig rolled in mud.
  
Wife: That’s dirty.

  
Shannon: I gotta REALLY dirty joke!

  

 
Wife: Go for it.

  
Hersband: Two pigs rolled in mud!