Nide Z Stannard

Hersband: What are you–a child?

Wife: Yes, I’m 12

Hersband: Well get out of this house ’cause  I’m attracted to you Jesus fuck!


God I love her dirty jokesĀ 

  Nide Z Stannard 

Hersband: You wanna hear a dirty joke? 

Wife: Go for it!

Hersband: A pig rolled in mud.
Wife: That’s dirty.

Shannon: I gotta REALLY dirty joke!


Wife: Go for it.

Hersband: Two pigs rolled in mud!